Bravely wading into the morass of self-published Romance, the curator of Kindle Cover Disasters shares some of his favourite suggestively placed objects.
1. A Touch of Love
Suggestive horse ear placement.
2. Dragon Knight’s Medallion
Keeping a firm grip on his weapon.
3. Viking’s Thrall
4. Texting Mr. Right
Given that she’s texting Mr. Right, I guess that must be Mr. Wrong with the giant lighthouse dong.
5. Woven Dreams
6. The Rifleman
More huge wood.
7. West of January
“Come take a ride my massive beast.”
8. My Haunted Blender’s Gay Love Affair
9. Pleasure Me in Petra
Petra? I hardly knew her!
10. Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland
Because subtext is cheap.