Top 10 Christmas Books for the Sexually Deviant

The curator of Kindle Cover Disasters soils his search history to bring us a list of this season’s most erotically charged Xmas titles. 

1. Milk for Santa, by Meagan Days


Do you get cookies with that?

2. What the Sleigh, by Mina Carter


Can anyone tell me what the pun is they’re going for?

3. Christmas on Crack, by Carlton Mellick III



4. Christmas, Snow and… a Merman? by Beany Sparks


Kitchen sink not pictured.

5. Punished by the Krampus, by Sapphire Del Ray


“Contains large object insertions.” Yikes.

6. Attack of the Winter Snowmen, by J.R. Hughes


YMC… eh?

7.Master of the Cats, A Christmas Tail, by Trinity Blacio


Stop the planet, I want to get off.

8. Randie’s Guide to Sex, Love and Holidays


Had to put my own comma in the title there, since Randie couldn’t be arsed.

9. Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes, by Robert Devereaux


Holy sh*tting Christmas!

10. The Badlands Holiday Reader


No idea what’s going on here, but it is badass.

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