Necessary Evil

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Spectral Detective fans rejoice! A new Jake Fletcher book is on the way, and today I’m going to share the whole of the first chapter with you. I hope this wets your whistle until the book comes out later this year…


Chapter One: Ghosted

Night time. A man in a trench coat, head tipped forward, jaw set as he trudges through the city’s rain-slick streets. Smoky shafts of neon light filtering through Venetian blinds. A shady lady with legs up to her armpits and lipstick the colour of wet blood. 

That’s how detective stories are meant to start.

Not with some irked bloke sitting alone in a dank pub, waiting on a client who doesn’t even have the decency to show up. Who’d read that? Who wants to follow the story of a pissed off loser watching a closed door, standing by for a job that’s never going to happen? A case that ain’t to be.

Cursed.

That’s what he told me, this no-show of a client. Said he’d been hexed, and that nothing good could come his away until the spell was lifted. He didn’t know where the curse had come from, or who’d dealt it, but he was sure there was black magic involved. Sure of it. The ones who come my way always are. It’s never down to their shitty life choices. Never their habit of using the free will they were given to always, always make the wrong decisions. Oh no. Black magic, that’s the culprit, every time. Lose a bundle on the nags? Cursed. Passed over for that job promotion? Cursed. Got steaming drunk, run a red light, and ended up with some old dear’s brains painting your mud flaps? Double cursed. 

Or maybe I was wrong. Maybe the guy I was waiting on really did have a monkey on his back. Maybe he had every intention of showing up tonight… at least until he fell down a lift shaft to the distant sound of a cackling gypsy. From my perspective, it didn’t much matter. Well, not really. The job was a write-off and I’d wasted an entire evening doing bugger all. Those were the facts.

Unless…

Walking through the door of the pub came a man, middle-aged and wearing a face like a dropped flan. Was this my jinxed client? Was this the man who was going to pull me out of my professional slump and offer up some decent work to chew on?

Nope.

The feller with the face shuffled by me and took a seat at the bar before ordering a pint of something brown and bubbly. Lenny, the landlord, reluctantly heaved his elbows off the bartop and obliged. 

I just realised I haven’t really set the scene. Sorry about that. Give me a sec and I’ll paint you a picture. Okay, where to start? Tell you what, why don’t we kick off with my favourite subject: me. My name’s Jake Fletcher. I’m six-feet tall, easy on the eye, and I dress in a tidy black suit (a nice one, not something off a Moss Bros clearance rack). At this point in the story, I’m in The Beehive, specifically The Beehive’s saloon bar. The bar is a sort of speakeasy, a place for a certain… subset of London society to relax and tip their elbows among their own kind. I’ll get into the details later; right now, let me just give you some atmos.

The room I was sat in was packed full of wonky furniture and booths with Gaffer tape-patched upholstery, all propped up by a floor so sticky you’d think someone had gone arse over tit with a bucket of glue. Lenny, the aforementioned landlord, was a rafter-scraping man-mountain with cro-magnon features covered in a dusting of iron-filings stubble, and a voice that made him sound like he’d swallowed a lawnmower.

He leaned around the man at the bar and fixed his deep-set eyes on me. ‘Been stood up, Fletcher?’ 

‘Leave it out, Lenny, I’m not in the mood.’

A smile quirked his lips. ‘Horrible to watch. Just horrible.’

A new punter called Lenny from the other end of the bar and he lumbered off to serve her.

I wasn’t up for banter. Work had been thin on the ground lately, and I lacked the energy to act as if that didn’t bother me, not to mention the manners. Far as I was concerned, Lenny could take a hot dip in a wet shit.

I felt a buzz coming from the inside pocket of my suit jacket and plucked out my phone. Was this the client.

Please let that be him, please let that be him…

It wasn’t.

I stared at the name on the screen: Vic Lords.

Vic fucking Lords.

Vic was what you might call a local entrepreneur, but could more accurately be described as a brothel owner, drug dealer, money launderer, gunrunner, human trafficker, and all-round shady geezer. Originally born within earshot of the Bow bells, Vic now presided over a criminal fiefdom that reached from east to west London and both sides of the river. As well as running scores of illegal enterprises, he was also known to be a closet Satanist who dabbled in the very darkest corners of the occult. I’d seen some evidence of this myself but had yet to witness first-hand proof of any of the more outlandish rumours attached to his name, by which I mean cannibalism, communing with demons, and a penchant for human sacrifice. In any case, whether the gossip was true or not, Vic Lords was a bad man. The kind of man who should, at all times, be accompanied by the theme tune to Jaws

So if you asked me why I answered the call, I couldn’t tell you.

‘Jakey boy,’ said the voice on the other end of the line. ‘How you keeping?’

‘What do you want, Vic?’ I spat back.

Him and me had a past, see. One I’m not about to get into here. For now, let’s just say we did some business together once, and that we didn’t part on the best of terms.

I heard the creak of cheap vinyl as Vic rocked back in his office chair. ‘Got a proposition for you, me old mucker.’

‘Oh yeah?’

‘Yeah. Thought I’d chuck a job your way. Put a bit of dosh in your back pocket. You in?’

‘Thanks for thinking of me, Vic, but I’d rather clean Camden with my tongue.’ 

He unleashed an ugly, phlegmy laugh. ‘Why not, Fletcher? Have you lost your bottle? Or are you too busy for the likes of me?’

Something about the way he asked that question suggested that he knew I wasn’t. I didn’t care for that. Had he been digging into my business? Keeping tabs on my comings and goings? Did he have eyes on me right at that moment, sat there kicking my heels up at a boozer when I should have been out there chasing pavement and righting wrongs?

‘You’ve got nothing to offer me, Vic.’

‘Well, if it’s not cash you’re after, what do you want? Just name your price, my son.’

I could feel his shark fin circling me. Vic had been on my case for years, trying to tempt me back into the fold with increasingly generous offers, but I wasn’t having any of it. I’d turned over a new leaf, and no amount of honeyed words were going to win me back. Not now, not ever.

‘I already gave you my answer,’ I told him. ‘Now give it a rest and lose this number.’

‘Haven’t I always done right by you, Fletcher?’ he went on, undeterred. ‘Haven’t I helped you out of some jams? The least you could do is hear me out.’

‘Don’t act like you’ve done me any favours, Vic.’ My thumb hovered over the End Call button, but refused to pull the trigger.

‘I gave you work when no one else was offering. Paid you a fair price for it, too. What do you call that except for a favour?’

‘A mistake,’ I replied.

I heard a couple of strokes of a Zippo, then Vic took a long drag on something I knew for a fact was a cigar. ‘Why don’t you have a think on it, Jakey boy? Take some time to consider my offer properly. For old time’s sake.’ 

‘Okay, I will, I promise.’

‘Seriously?’

‘Yeah. Hey, you know what, I just thought about it. Fuck you, Vic.’

He laughed again; a laugh like he knew something I didn’t. ‘You’re your own worst enemy, Jake, you know that?’

‘What’s that supposed to mean?’

He hung up before I had a chance to find out.

What was he getting at? Had he finally given up trying to get me back on his payroll? Was he about to take it to the next level somehow? People who said no to Vic often had a habit of winding up preserved in concrete and propping up motorway flyovers, or⁠—as one oft-told yet never verified story went⁠—cut up and sold to local kebab shops for meat. After all this time, was Vic done asking nicely? 

I thought about that all the way back to my office in Chalk Farm.

The building I was based in was a gin warehouse originally but had since been converted into a residential block. Well, half-converted; the work was never officially completed, which is how I came to grab a sweet, top floor corner office with a panoramic view. 

I took the shuttered lift to the fifth and headed left, only to find the door to my office slightly ajar. I pulled to a stop. Had I left it that way? Not bloody likely.

‘Hello?’ I called out.

No answer.

Was someone snooping around in there? Or had they shown up looking for my services? Maybe it was the bloke who stood me up at the pub, arrived here instead to talk about his curse. I doubted it. Chances were he’d gotten lucky at the races and knocked the whole “hexed” theory into a cocked hat. Poxy timewaster.

So who was it then? Who’d let themselves into my office? Could it be someone I didn’t know? Had a potential client come knocking and made himself comfortable in my absence? Maybe this wasn’t an intruder. Maybe this was good news for a change. I could certainly do with a dose of that. Work had been thin on the ground lately. Matter of fact, things had gotten so bad that I was starting to feel like someone had dug an alligator-infested moat around my business to keep the punters away. What changed? It wasn’t so long ago that I’d been up to my arsehole with clients, now I spent most of my days sitting in front of the idiot box watching black and white detective movies, just to pass the time. It had been a good, long while since I’d sunk my teeth into a nice, juicy case, and I was hungry for another bite.

I approached the doorway to the office and looked down to see splinters of wood on the ground, just beyond the threshold. The doorframe had been shattered, no doubt the result of someone kicking their way inside. Guess that blew my “good news” theory out of the water.

‘Hello?’ I repeated. ‘Who’s there?’

Again, nothing.

Whoever it was that had broken in, they were either gone or hiding. And if they were hiding, they definitely weren’t on my friend list. What was I looking at, here? A burglar? A junkie, crawled through an open window so he could shoot up somewhere dry? Or was it one of Vic Lords’ goons, come to twist my arm? Maybe even punch my ticket for good. I considered phoning Vic to see what he had to say on the matter, then remembered I put a block on his number after our recent chat.

I stepped sideways through the door and switched on what I generously called “the lights”. The building’s electricity had been cut off a while back, leaving me to make do with a scattering of battery-powered lamps. I switched on the closest and lit up the front half of the office, not that there was much to illuminate. A desk, a battered office chair, an old filing cabinet—empty, but I had plans to fill it with case files one day—and that was about it. Some visitors have referred to the decor as “spartan”. Me, I prefer “uncluttered”.

The back half of the office remained robed in shadow, but as my eyes adjusted to the dim light, I could just about make out something that shouldn’t be there. The silhouette of a figure, stood motionless in the darkness. Ice spiked my veins. It was a real squeaky bum moment.

‘Whoever you are, this is your last chance to skedaddle. I’ve got a shooter, and I’m more than happy to use it.’

I was bluffing, but with any luck, I’d managed to put enough steel in my voice for the lie to ring true. 

But no. The figure remained, still as a statue, so quiet that I couldn’t even hear him breathing.

‘If you’re one of Vic’s dogsbodies you can piss right off. I already told him I’m not for sale.’

Then again, on second glance, the figure didn’t look big enough to be one of Vic’s bully boys. No, the profile was all wrong for a heavy. Could it be someone else, after all? Someone off the street: a squatter who didn’t realise the building was occupied and came here looking for a place to crash?

I was desperate to get a proper look at my mystery guest, but the lamp that lit the remainder of the room was out of reach, at least without moving into grabbing distance of the intruder.

I briefly wondered if the trespasser was of the supernatural variety, but I’d long since taken precautions against those. I had a protective ward in place that locked off my entire floor to Uncannies. A ward composed of a concoction of my own design that I called my secret herbs and spices: a proprietary blend of silver oxide, rock salt, iron filings, wolves bane, desiccated chicken blood, and anything else that keeps the beasties out.

The trespasser moved, lurching forward a step and letting forth a deep, guttural moan that made my scalp crawl. I backed up a step, but the figure kept coming, shambling towards me with an ungainly, shuffling gait, arms out like a cartoon sleepwalker.

A zombie.

No special powder for that. No magical protection to ward off the walking dead. At least, none that I knew of.

The bones in the zombie’s stiffened neck creaked as it groped its way in my direction, shuffling into the pool of light cast by the nearby lamp. It wore a decomposed, black suit that was a surprising match for my own. I saw its face and heard a gasp escape my throat.

Was that…?

I couldn’t correlate what it was seeing. The logical part of my brain tried to convince the lizard part that it was a trick of the light, a mental glitch, anything that made sense. Something that explained the impossible sight away. But the lizard part of my brain knew the truth.

I was looking at my own reanimated corpse.

Now, that’s definitely not the way a detective story is meant to start.


All right, that’s enough for now, Insiders. Thank you so much for reading. Stick around for a bit longer and I’ll let you know when the book is finished and available to buy. Cut-price for you, of course, you saucy devils.

David.

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3 thoughts on “Necessary Evil

  1. Can’t wait for the whole book now 📚⏳🆒

    1. It is a real hook ….. no way can I NOT read it.

  2. Ooh, please hurry!!

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