Look, I have a full draft of the next book completed, stop going on about it, all right?
What? YES. A full draft, that’s what I said, jeez.
Hm? Oh blimey, you’re nosy. Sorry, persistent, I meant persistent. I did!
Yeah, it’s the start of a major new series for us, and it features some of your fave characters. I think I’ve mentioned that already, several times, in fact, don’t you read these emails?
You generally hit delete without even opening them? Wow. You really know how to hurt a guy. 🙁
Say that again? Oh, soon. I said it’ll be released soon, hold your horses! Generally, my first drafts are absolutely perfect* as is, but we should probably double-check, just in case.
Yes, yes, I’m going to keep you up to date with news, don’t worry. Title reveal, cover reveal, snippets of the book itself, it’s all coming your way. Well, if you actually start reading these emails rather than deleting most of them. I’m not bitter! No, I’m not**!
Okay, I’d better get back to it, there are probably two or three spelling mistakes at most that need ironing out.
You spot more spelling mistakes than that in a single chapter of my books?
*An absolutely shameless lie.
**I’m just made of fibs this week.